Râteau dans les yeux

Mischief fills the air. Patrons are enraptured when the lights are dimmed for romantic effect. Chef Nosehair replaces his own eyeballs with pearl onions and runs around the dining room screaming and carrying on about taxes. The fun stops when Chef steps on a rake that someone carelessly left on the floor. $440 USD

Marcel Marceau

The Chef dresses in full mime attire and stands in the dining room flicking the lights on and off to produce a strobe effect as patrons are trying to eat, for God's sake. The entire spectacle is filmed and later scored by a drowsy Chef Nosehair in his spare time. $227 USD